Unfortunately the plan foundered on a basic point.
31 August, 2020
The Untergang's All Here
Unfortunately the plan foundered on a basic point.
Jade Maiden 4.2
[continuing chapter 4]
"Why am I being sacrificed to a dragon?" Some of the crew—men he had led in battle, men he had thought respected him—were transferring rocks from the ship's ballast into the sack in which Wen was being held.
"Because by providing him a sacrifice," said Chin, "we ensure that he will leave us alone to destroy the government of Fusang. One-Eyed Lum has wisely pointed out that while money and jewels are all well and good, a human sacrifice will please the dragon king even more than mere wealth ever could."
28 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 4.1
FOUR
"I still think you're acting too hastily," Wen said. The cords around his neck were silk, but they were still around his neck, and tightly. "We ought to be able to talk about this, Chin Gwai."
"We have said everything that needs to be said." Chin struck a pose, all the more irritating to Wen because there wasn't, so far as he could tell, the slightest bit of pretense to it. "The Great Sage said it better than I could: 'The mind of the superior man dwells on righteousness; the mind of the little man dwells on profit'."
"I don't mind you calling me a little man," Wen said, trying to keep himself from slipping from the keel of the upturned fishing boat on which he stood. He could feel the noose tighten around his throat as the distance between him and the tree from which the cords were slung increased. The underworld beckoned him. "Feel free to keep doing so, in fact. Just so long as you do it to my face, and I'm still alive to hear you."
27 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 3.7
[concluding chapter 3]
"You're lying," Yu said. "That's what people like you do. You lie and you cheat and you steal."
"Not from you, Yu!" You've got nothing worth stealing, and there'd be no more challenge in tricking you than in telling tales to a schoolboy. "I'm offering you a chance here! You could be your own boss, answer to no one!"
"That's no offer." Yu walked out the door. "I'd be scared all the time. I like knowing what I'm supposed to do. How things are supposed to be. I don't like you, Wen Xia. I'm scared of you all the time." Yu turned and grinned. "And not because you know how to fight. Trust you to use a coward's trick to get inside here. You scare me because you want to ruin everything."
26 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 3.6
[continuing chapter 3]
This time, Chin contented himself with murdering only the officers. Wen excused himself from the event, taking advantage of the opportunity to explore the fort. In the commander's office he discovered the reason for the wall around the fort: a chest held what looked like thousands of copper cash (and were probably at least several hundreds) plus several taels of silver. This garrison must have housed the paymaster for all of the garrisons along the section of the coast on which the Green Turbans had been operating. Well, thought Wen, there's no sense in this going to waste. If Chin sees it no doubt he'll just donate it to some dragon or other, and if the peasants get hold of it no doubt some magistrate or other will just take it away from them again. Better I should take care of it.
25 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 3.5
[continuing chapter 3]
"You lot have the easy job," Wen said to the other men. "All you have to do is stand about fifty feet away from here and shout insults at the garrison. Strip naked and show them your buttocks. Do whatever you have to in order to keep their attention. Oh, and you are absolutely forbidden to get yourselves shot in the process. Understood?"
"Yes, sir!" the men shouted, in something pretty close to unison. Their smiles were unnerving as they set off, trotting.
"What about you and me?" Lum asked. "I'm not going to like this, am I?"
24 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 3.4
[continuing chapter 3]
Most of the fighting the crew of the Jade Maiden engaged in, Wen soon learned, took place on land. Within days of their hasty departure from Penglai island, Chin Gwai had his Green Turbans raiding villages along the central coast of Fusang. The raids all followed the same rough plan: One-Eyed Lum would steer the Maiden onto the shore near—in many cases in—the target village, and most of the crew would leap out, brandishing swords and spears, while the best shots hung back on the sea falcon's deck and sent arrows into the midst of whatever government garrison happened to be stationed there. This, Lum explained, was the favorite tactic of the wokou, the Japanese (and Chinese and Korean) pirates who had begun to plague the Chinese coast the instant the Ming emperors had made it illegal to sail the oceans. That also explained Chin's peculiar armor: it was a hundred-year-old set of Samurai armor from Japan, brought here by a pirate untold years ago and appropriated by Chin because it stood apart and helped people remember the giant who wore it.
22 August, 2020
A Mystery? Not So Much, Maybe
My friend Do-Ming sent me a link this morning to a YouTube video by Adam Savage, one-time Mythbuster and all-round hoopy frood. Savage was interviewing Peter Jackson about one of the latter's many dozens of first-world-war aircraft, and the discovery Jackson (or his staff) made when they removed the fabric from the wings of the (original) SE-5a biplane.
(Note that the images in this post are not those of the machine in question. They're just pix I found in Wikimedia Commons, of museum-display aircraft.)
Museum SE-5a (in what looks like a Bessonneau hanger) Image by Barry Lewis, from Wikimedia Commons |
The story thus revealed was interesting... but perhaps not quite as profound a mystery as messieurs Savage and Jackson implied.
There are two reasons for this... and I suppose I ought to summarize the "mystery" first. Briefly, it was that Jackson's team discovered a rolled-up pencil sketch tucked into what I assume was the leading edge of one of the ribs on the lower plane of the wings. The drawing was of an RFC pilot, and the big mystery was the identity of the pilot. Jackson implied that someone had removed the fabric from the wings for repair, and a person or persons unknown had slipped this drawing into the rib before the fabric was restored.
Who was the mystery pilot?
21 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 3.3
[continuing chapter 3]
"What are you doing?" Chin loomed over the small group sitting cross-legged on the deck. Liang Sheng, the adept, scurried behind him, trying to keep up. This wasn't easy to do, because as far as Wen could tell the man was trying to walk without moving legs or feet. The expression on Chin's face was hard to read, but the old Daoist's could have been parsed by a blind man. Ignoring Liang Sheng, Wen pointed to the drawing one of the new men had chalked on the deck.
"You'll no doubt be interested in this, Chin," Wen said to him. "This fellow has sailed far to the south, and he's learned some new and interesting things. Things that can help us."
"That's 'General Chin' to you, Wen Xia," Chin said. So much for gratitude for my saving your life, thought Wen. "And I'll be the judge of whether or not I'm interested in something." After a pause he said, "So what is this?"
"It's a sail," the new man said. He'd been a crew-member on the captured fuchuan, and according to the stories he'd been telling, he had been crew on one of the treasure fleets that had sailed south to beyond the kingdom of the Maya—Pocapetl's people—in search of silver and gold.
"There is a type of foreign devil we haven't yet seen in our waters, devils who call themselves British or English—they always seem to be fighting over what they should be called. Their ships are small, but though they look in many respects similar to our fuchuan, they move much more quickly and with vastly more agility. I have seen such a ship, from a distance, and I believe that the big difference between their ships and ours, general, is their sails. They are wondrous things, general, and I think that they could make our ship the superior of any other vessel in the great Eastern Ocean. I have been sketching for Wen Xia here a picture of what one of their sails would be made like, and we've been trying to work out how to adapt the design for use on your ship."
Chin's eyebrows lifted. "Superiority, from a sail?" He bent at the waist and stared, narrowing his eyes, at the picture. "It looks strange. Are you sure you've drawn it properly?"
"Yes, sir," the man said. "There's no doubt in my mind that this is how they look. I think that they're made of cloth, you see—not bamboo or matting. So they're more flexible, and can take in more wind."
Chin looked down at the drawing, brows working as he tried to absorb its meaning. "Superiority is good," he said, sounding to Wen as if he was talking to himself. "But new and strange are not so good."
"Are you a sail-maker?" Liang Sheng asked, in a voice like sour wine. "Or a master of sails?"
"No sir," the man said. "I helped adjust the sails, though, on my last ship."
"And no doubt you adjust sails very well." Liang Sheng turned to Chin, his narrow jaw wobbling in outrage. "General Chin, you are correct to suspect this—thing that has been done here. This man is upsetting the proper order on your ship. He is working outside his permitted realm, and if you permit him to continue with this he will damage the integrity of your movement and your calling from heaven." Liang's eyes blazed with the righteous fire of an inconsequential man who has discovered a convenient if pointless fact in his favor.
Chin straightened, and with a sinking heart Wen saw the same stupid fire kindling in the giant's eyes. "Thank you, Liang Sheng," he said, "for helping me to realize what I have seen. This drawing," he thundered, "is to be removed. You two"—he pointed at Wen and the new crewman—"will do double duty cleaning the deck today."
"But why?" the crewman asked. "We've done nothing wrong."
"Weren't you listening just now?" Chin bellowed. "You are guilty of usurping your superior's proper role!"
"I wasn't usurping anything! I just thought —"
"You did not join this movement to think," Chin said. "You joined to follow orders in a great cause. The great sage said, 'Each is to cleave to his own place, and there is no higher purpose that to fulfill one's duty to one's superior.' You are not fulfilling your duty when you usurp the duties of the master of sails."
"But general," Wen said, making a last attempt, "this could make our work easier. What's wrong with that?"
"There's plenty wrong with it, when it comes at the cost of upsetting the proper order," Chin replied. "Without order we are nothing but bandits and pirates." What's so bad about that? Wen asked, silently.
20 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 3.2
"Oh, for the same reason I had the soldiers around me," Fengzi said, tossing her head. The long black hair whipped around, nearly taking out Lum's uncovered eye. "I kept running away. Father was sending me to a monastery near Jīn-sè Mèn in the hope the Buddhists could, well, beat some filial respect into me."
"I would never have sent you to a monastery," Lum said. No doubt he had intended the words to sound reassuring, but to Wen they sounded lustful more than anything else. I certainly understand that, he thought.
"That explains a lot," Wen said. "I had wondered, when I saw you at—well, at work, I suppose, yesterday. You must be self-taught, then. I am impressed at your skill, Lady Fengzi."
"Of course I'm self-taught." She scowled. "What Daoist sage would take on a mere woman as a student?" She took a sip of her drink, then downed the lot. "Idiots, all of them. A whole wide world around us, begging to be manipulated, controlled, and all they see is the prospect of immortality. Immortality is bestowed on you, not gained like some prize at a country fair! Men!" she added, and such was the honey of her voice that for an instant Wen agreed with her.
"Might I ask how you got here?" Wen looked her over; she appeared to be wearing the same boyish clothes she had sported when he first saw her, and they showed no sign of any significant time spent in the water.
"The same way you did," she told him. "Once I'd got untangled from my bindings, I called the winds and had them lift me back up to where your ropes were dangling from the back of the boat."
"Stern of the ship," Lum muttered.
"That's what I said. Anyway, I was able to make myself a sling, using the bindings and the hanging ropes, and I spent the night there without anyone seeing me. It was easy enough, once we arrived at this island, to slip ashore without drawing attention to myself. I asked a blind scholar for help, and he brought me here."
"That would be Blind Pei," Lum said. "Like you, my lady Fengzi, entirely self-taught. A superb physician, and more than happy to help dress a sword-cut or remove an arrow-head if it's to aid our cause. Does it all by touch."
"He made me promise to visit him once I was settled," Fengzi said. "Which I will gladly do, so long as he doesn't want to talk about immortality potions."
"Will you continue studying here, then?" Wen asked. "I understand from Lum and from Pocapetl that this island has something of a tradition of hosting unusual scholars and scholarship." A better idea was beginning to occur to him. "Lum, do you think that a pirate—sorry, a rebel band—could make use of a Daoist adept who can rise up in the air and evidently control the winds?"
"Were such an adept a man," said Lum, "he could probably take my place as first mate. He could certainly supplant that doddering fool Liang Sheng as the general's advisor and tutor in the arts. Since the adept in question is a girl and possessed of a very bad attitude toward authority, I'm afraid Chin Gwai would never consider it."
"I would never serve under such a man anyway!" Fengzi sounded defiant, but Wen thought he saw something that might be regret in her eyes.
"You have made me think of an interesting question, though, Wen. What, I wonder, will her father do when her ship is reported missing?" Lum asked, looking Pocapetl and then at Fengzi with an expression that mixed worry and interest of a sort that was definitely prurient, leaving Wen in no doubt whatever of the man's motives.
"Possibly mourn me for a few days," Fengzi said, sourly, ignoring Lum's look. "Then he'll go back to trying to get a son with his concubines and forget I ever existed."
"Oh," Lum said. "That's all right, then. Just so long as he doesn't send anyone looking after you."
"I didn't say he wouldn't do that," she said. "Not as a father, but as a senior official in the government. Once it gets out that my ship was taken by the Green Turbans, he'll feel obligated to do something."
"Who wouldn't?" Wen murmured.
"That's not good," said Pocapetl, hovering nearby. "We don't much care for the authorities showing too much interest in us, or our happy little island."
"You wouldn't send me away, would you?" Fengzi asked.
"No, you'd be easy enough to hide," Pocapetl said. "As Wen said, there are plenty of retired scholars in the hills who might be willing to take you in, and ignore any studying you might be doing."
"It's we," Wen said, "who will be attracting the wrong sort of attention, not Lady Fengzi."
"You're right there, my new friend." Pocapetl turned to the first mate. "I'm sorry, Lum, but if you really have attracted the notice of the navy, then it would be in all our best interests for you to base your movement somewhere else for a few months. We have a happy enough arrangement with the representatives of order, and we keep it that way by knowing just how much outrage we can allow ourselves—or our friends—to generate. Don't you agree?"
"I do," Lum said. His face drooped. "I'll miss this place."
"Never fear. You can always come by for a visit. You just can't stay long enough for word to get to the nearest naval base, that's all."
"I know, I know." Lum got to his feet. "Come on, Wen. We might as well start getting ready to ship out."
Can we leave the general behind? Wen asked silently.
19 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 3.1
THREE
Any hopes Wen had held concerning the piratical nature of the Green Turban Movement were dashed by Chin Gwai's actions once the cargo ship had been secured. The armor from the murdered soldiers Chin apportioned to his men, along with those weapons that were still usable. The fine silks, precious stones, and all the money hidden anywhere on the ship were bundled together and tossed overboard as an offering to Áo Guăng, the dragon king of the Eastern Sea.
And Wen was made to scrub the Jade Maiden's deck, as punishment for having had the effrontery to throw the young woman into the sea before Chin could lecture her on the perfidy of the Ming and the righteousness of his cause, and then murder her himself. That night, watching the Maiden's wake bubble behind her like cold green fire, Wen several times thought he saw, from the edges of his vision, a slender figure floating above the water, in the space between the Maiden and the captured ship. But whenever he tried to focus, there was nothing to see but stars.
Toward the end of the following day—after Wen had endured his own lecture about the evils of piracy for the sake of profit—the two ships arrived at Penglai. There Chin arranged to sell the captive fuchuan to a friendly trader—at a ridiculously low price, Wen thought—and had the sacks of rice carted away to someplace he would not mention to the crew.
The only good thing about Chin's secrecy was that it took him away for several hours, leaving Wen free to walk to Pocapetl's wine-shop. The staring faces of the dead soldiers continued to accuse him—and he hadn't done anything!—and Wen wanted to see if that potent mescal wine could do anything to drive the faces away.
The first thing he saw, once his eyes had accustomed themselves to the gloom of Pocapetl's shop, was One-Eyed Lum hunched forward over a table. The second thing he saw was the young woman Lum was talking with. "Thank gods," Wen murmured as he went to them, pausing only briefly to gag as the smell of the place forced itself into his awareness.
"I am very sorry," he began. Then he found himself on the floor. His jaw ached, but he was not aware of having been slapped. No, punched. That had definitely been a punch he was not aware of having been given. His first thought was that Number One Grandfather had somehow followed him into the shop. Then he saw the expression on the young woman's face.
"I said I was sorry." He got to his feet, cautiously.
"And that is why I only hit you the once," the young woman said. Her voice was, Wen decided, the most remarkable thing he had ever heard. Unlike most women's voices, this one was deep, slow, and thick—like strong wine mixed with syrup. It was a voice that seemed to drip with suggestions of vast sexual experience. Which made it all the more remarkable that it was coming from the mouth of a woman whose waist could be spanned with two hands and the top of whose head perhaps reached Wen's shoulders, and whose face suggested a girl still unable to imagine her sixteenth birthday.
"Remind me," he said, rubbing his jaw, "never to do or say anything in your presence without apologizing first."
"You have to admit," the woman said, "that I had just cause. You did throw me into the sea." She picked up a cup. Wen smelled the dusty explosiveness of mescal, and marveled that someone as tiny as this could handle such strong wine.
"I couldn't think of anything else at the time," Wen said. "And believe me, you didn't want to meet our great leader." One-Eyed-Lum winced at this, and Wen reminded himself that Lum was the first mate and probably had to report every indiscretion to Chin Gwai. "Who is a great and clever general," Wen added, "but who does seem to carry a bit of a grudge where the Ming dynasty is concerned."
"First Mate Lum was just explaining to me the fate of my guards," she said. "If there really was a chance of that happening to me, then I thank you for sparing me. Even if I did spend an unpleasant moment or two swallowing sea-water."
"At least I untied you before I dropped—before I let you go."
"Yes," she said. It sounded more like an accusation. "Yes, you did, didn't you?"
Wen changed the subject. "Might I ask who you are, that you required a military escort?" He gestured to Pocapetl, who brought over a jar and an empty cup; Wen poured himself a generous amount, thought a moment, shrugged and refilled the young woman's cup.
"I am Yin Fengzi," she said. "My father is Yin Dengzi, tax commissioner for the Nanzhou district."
"That's impressive." Hearing a dry cough, Wen refilled One-Eyed Lum's cup as well, before picking up his own and taking a long swallow. "Why were you on a ship, though? And heading to the north country?"
18 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 2.9
[concluding chapter 2]
The laughter was coming from the Jade Maiden's crew, or at least those members of it who had been able to fit into the cabin. Chin Gwai wasn't one of them, and Wen wondered about that. Surely he'd want to see what the soldiers and this young woman had been so determined to protect.
That was an interesting point. What if it had been the young woman the soldiers were protecting? "Why," he asked One-Eyed Lum, "is this fascinating young woman so important?"
"Who knows?" Lum scratched himself. "All I care about is the rice, really. Unless we can ransom her. Though I can't imagine any father or husband wanting her back. Can you imagine her doing to you what she did to poor Chen?"
"What about him, by the way? Is he dead?"
"No, just very embarrassed. He's drying out on the Maiden. I wouldn't want to be him, though: he's going to be hearing jokes about this for years."
"She must be a member of an important family," Wen said. "As far as I can tell she was the only one in this cabin when we boarded this ship. Where's Chin?"
"General Chin is dealing with the prisoners," one of the rebels said. "Probably intends to deal with her the same way."
Wen got to his feet. "What do you mean?"
"What do you think?" Wen walked to the door, unhappy with the knowledge that, much as he might pretend, he knew what the man had meant. And it was as bad as he'd thought. All but one of the soldiers lay on the deck, naked and extremely dead. The captured ship's crew huddled around the mainmast, evidently deeply unhappy.
"You are being given a glorious opportunity!" Chin said to them. The blade of his huge dadao sword, Wen noted, was crimson and dripping. "You can join the Green Turban Movement and help to destroy the corrupt regime that sentenced those men to death, or you can join those who stand in the way of the Green Turbans! In death!"
"Did you make them the same offer?" Wen asked, pointing to the dead soldiers.
"Of course not! They would never be trustworthy Green Turbans. Their deaths are a message I will drive into the throat of the unjust usurper Zhu Yizan. Let him fear the honest wrath of the people!"
I have to get out of here, Wen thought. Quickly, before this madman kills me or drives me to kill myself.
First, though, I think I've earned a reward. "There's a hostage in there," he said, nodding toward the cabin. "She obviously is the daughter or wife of somebody important. Should be worth a couple of taels of silver at the least."
"I'm not interested in silver," Chin said. "I'm more interested in the message her death will send to all who support the tyrant Zhu."
"You can't be serious," Wen said. "Everyone needs money. With the ransom you'd get for this woman you could put armor on every member of your crew, and buy enough explosives to sink a hundred ships."
"Everything we need to overthrow the government we will be given by the people in whose name we fight," Chin said. "It has been foretold by Liang Sheng through the oracle bones." He glared at Wen. "I am beginning to find your attitude disturbing, Wen Xia."
"Oh, nothing disturbing intended," Wen said, backing toward the cabin. "You just carry on, and I'll go see to—to whatever needs seeing to." He ducked inside the cabin and closed the door.
"He's mad, isn't he?" Wen said to One-Eyed Lum.
"Utterly." Somehow Lum had contrived to switch his eye-patch from one eye to the other in mid-battle. "But that's what it takes to remove a bad dynasty, some times. And you have to admit, we have a very bad government just now."
"I agree," Wen said. "They tried to execute me, after all. But do you really think Chin Gwai is going to be any different, once he's torn out the throat of Prince Zhu with his teeth and declared himself emperor?"
"Maybe he will, maybe he won't," Lum said. "But there's one significant difference."
"And that is?"
"Chin knows who we are, and will treat us with as much respect as we show him. Prince Zhu doesn't know us from dung, and doesn't care."
As much respect as we show him, Wen thought. I am in a great deal of trouble here.
And about to be in more, he added. Walking to the woman—little more than a girl, he now saw—he picked her up. She struggled, and the gag in her mouth did not prevent Wen from realizing that she was using words no well brought-up young woman should know, much less speak. At the largest of the stern-facing cabin windows he leaned close to her ear and said, "This is to save your life, whether you believe me or not." He untied the knot that held together the ropes binding her. "I hope you can swim," he said, "if you can't fly."
Then he pulled the gag from her mouth and dropped her out the window, holding onto one end of the rope so that it unrolled as she fell, spinning her like a child's toy.
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17 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 2.8
[continuing chapter 2]
"They won't be able to outrun us," One-Eyed Lum said to Wen. Today the eye patch was over his left eye, for the second consecutive day. Wen had given up trying to get a comprehensible answer from the mate as to why he wore the eye patch at all, much less why it seemed to move about. "We're between them and deep water," Lum said, nodding in the direction of the cargo ship that Jade Maiden was chasing. The ship was a fuchuan, a high-prowed, sharp-keeled three-master designed for long, deep-water voyages. As with all the Chinese vessels encountered in the waters off Fusang, its design was hundreds of years old and had never altered. "If they try to increase speed this close to shore, they'll end up on the rocks. They know it, too. Only a matter of time, now."
Wen felt an unhappy tightness in his throat and bowels, the sort of feeling he had often had when about to break into a house whose empty status he'd been unable to confirm. I could use some reassurance, he thought. But the ancestors, who made such a point of hounding him when he wanted to be alone, had ignored him all day. It was as if their primary concern was with making him suffer, and if Chin Gwai—Wen was beginning to think he'd made a serious mistake in joining the rebel's band—was prepared to be the agent of Wen's suffering they were happy to take a break from tormenting. "Will they just give up, then?" he asked Lum. "I know I would."
"If they were wise they would. But they're probably not that wise, or they wouldn't be carrying the sort of cargo they're carrying, and they definitely wouldn't be carrying it through these waters."
"What's on that ship?"
"Rice."
"You're joking. This is all about rice?" Wen looked at One Eyed Lum. He saw no evidence of joking.
"When was the last time you ate rice?" Lum asked.
"I've never had rice. Have you?" Fusang was, for the most part, a dry place. Rice was hard to grow here, and irrigating the fields required a combination of hydraulic engineering and Daoist manipulation of nature that was in short supply.
"A couple of times," Lum said. "After taking prizes like this one. It's not fair, Chin says, that only the nobles and senior administrators are allowed to eat rice. That's one of the things he wants to change when he becomes emperor."
"How does he propose to grow more rice?" Wen asked.
"What?"
"Oh, never mind." Wen looked at the cargo ship, which they most definitely were coming closer to. "Rather tall, isn't she? We'll have to climb."
"Almost always do," Lum said. "It's all right, Wen. The sorts of archers they hire on those ships are far worse at it even than you. We almost never lose men boarding ships."
"Only when you're on them, then."
"Right." Lum smiled. "You're better off not thinking about that, though. Just do your job and try to stay out of Chin's way."
"Believe me," Wen said, "you have nothing to worry about from me." I intend to stay out of everyone's way, if I can possibly help it.
The archers on the cargo ship were every bit as bad as Lum had said, possibly worse. They began loosing arrows while Jade Maiden was still several hundred feet away, and other than one or two that lodged in the bamboo sails not one arrow hit anything that wasn't water. By the time the Maiden's crew had lashed the two ships together, the opposing archers were out of ammunition, and Chin hadn't had to fire a shot from his cannon or his bomb-launcher. Wen understood the impulse behind that: a damaged ship was worth less than one still intact.
Shouting what he hoped were bloodthirsty words of encouragement, Wen rushed to the rope ladders that had been shot into the side of the cargo ship's hull. Then he took great care to help the other men up onto the ladders; only when the last of them had scampered up did Wen begin to climb.
To his considerable surprise Wen saw that most of the cargo ship's crew had clustered near the bow, having dropped whatever weapons they were carrying. The only fighting that was happening was near the entrance to the big cabin at the stern, where a small group of armored men stood in a rough semi-circle before the cabin doors. Only those members of the Jade Maiden's crew who likewise wore armor had engaged the soldiers, and the combat consisted of little more than one man smashing another's armor with a sword, accepting a return blow and then trying again. Mah the Knife, he thought, would be disgusted if he could see this.
Chin should have been able to make short work of the soldiers—he was easily half again as tall as most of them—but Wen couldn't see him at first. It was only when he listened carefully that he was able to locate the general, by the bellowing. Chin, it turned out, was pinned, spread-eagled, to the main mast up at the top spar of the bamboo sail. He was howling with a mix of rage and frustration; the only word Wen could clearly make out was "Liang"; Chin was calling for his Daoist sage to help get him down. Liang Sheng was nowhere to be found, though. Probably hiding in the Maiden's hold, Wen thought, and if he is he's smarter than I first gave him credit for.
What, Wen wondered, was in the cabin that required soldiers, and probably a Daoist adept, to guard it? Presumably the rice was in the hold. "Hey," he said to one of the rebels, like him standing and watching the fight. "Do you suppose we could get around those people and try to find another way into the cabin?"
"Are you crazy?" the man said. Then, after a pause during which he appeared to be thinking, he said, "Oh, all right. This isn't going to end anytime soon anyway."
A moment later Wen had gathered a group of four, including a bemused One-Eyed Lum, and they were pulling themselves along the side of the ship, using ropes and grapnels. They reached the stern without finding another way in, but there were windows facing back from the rear of the cabin, and those were easily big enough to allow a man inside. "That's perfect," one of the men said, throwing his hook up so that it neatly wrapped itself around the railing and one of the flagpoles at the top of the cabin. Swinging out and around, he quickly climbed up the rear of the cabin and reached one of the windows. Opening it, he crawled inside.
Then he reappeared. Flying rapidly backward.
The man flew a good thirty feet before suddenly plummeting into the sea. Wen cursed; hanging from his own rope he was completely at the mercy of whoever or whatever had just blown his shipmate into the ocean. "What now?" Lum asked. Wen held on, thinking. Definitely a Daoist adept in there, he decided.
"I recommend trying another window," Wen said. "If we all go up to separate windows, whatever or whoever is in there can't possibly get all of us." He scrambled up the back of the cabin before his brain could point out the logical fallacy of assuming that something or someone that could blast a man thirty feet through the air would automatically be susceptible to attack from more than one direction. When he reached an as-yet closed window he waited. Only when the other three men had joined him, each at his own window, did Wen crack open the window immediately above him.
The windows all opened into a single, large cabin. Tables suggested that this was where the important passengers and officers ate and relaxed; it was a very nicely appointed cabin.
It was also empty.
Something made Wen look up, and he saw... feet. Small feet, wearing very expensive slippers. There was an open hatch or skylight overhead, and the feet hovered, some ten feet above him and above the top of the cabin. And above the feet was a young boy—no, a woman, but dressed as a boy. She was floating in mid-air, her tunic swirling around her as the wind played with it, and as Wen stared she gestured with her hands and someone out on deck howled.
They do have an adept, Wen thought. A female adept. I thought female adepts only existed in legends of the Daoist Immortals.
An arrow halted abruptly, a mere hand-span from the woman's head. She said something—her voice was pleasantly musical, or at least he assumed it would be were she not cursing—and the arrow dropped. Somebody howled again.
What in the world have they got in here that's so important they'd recruit a girl to guard it? Wen asked himself. After a moment he felt himself grinning: it didn't matter what it was; the mere fact that its owners wanted to protect it this badly made him want it all the more.
Wen heard a soft sound and looked down to see that the others had got into the cabin and were, like him, staring up at the woman. Shushing them, he crept back to the window, leaned out and unhooked his grapnel from the cabin's frame. Returning to stand directly under the woman, Wen hefted the grapnel. It was undoubtedly too heavy, but in a crisis you used what you had to. He swung the grapnel in a tight vertical circle to build up momentum, then let it fly straight up. As the grapnel fell back toward him one of its spines snagged on the back of the woman's tunic. Wen pulled the rope, hard.
"Oof!" Evidently, the woman's magic only worked when she was aware of an incoming attack. Suddenly no longer floating, she dropped down.
Into Wen's arms.
The two collapsed to the floor. Wen smelled sandalwood, and then he was aware of nothing for an instant.
When he was back in the world, he heard laughter and an angry young woman trying to shout something. He sat up. The woman had been tied up and a cloth stuffed into her mouth. Whatever magic she could do was evidently triggered by word or gesture, because now she seemed quite helpless. And afraid.
15 August, 2020
The Physicality of Nostalgia
One of the great 45 rpm label designs (image ganked from canuckistanmusic.com 'cause my own copy is long gone) |
Hajdu was writing about the current state of pop music, in which songs are streamed and nobody seems to own anything, as compared with his (and my) adolescence, when one of the biggest aspects of loving music was being able to hold the record in your hand. When I read this I had a sudden flash of memory of my own early adolescence and hours spent looking at (and occasionally purchasing) 45 rpm singles from the record department of the Woolco† store at Southland Drive and MacLeod Trail in south-west Calgary.
For me (at the time, at least) it was never just about the music. I absolutely loved the single as object, and a huge part of this was in the labels. Some were better than others to my eyes (RCA was dull, Capitol—with its massive orange-yellow swirl—was much more exciting (and Capitol had both the Beatles and the Beach Boys!) and Roulette (Tommy James and the Shondells; at the time I didn't know how seriously mobbed-up that label was) was so garish it could almost induce seizures when you spun a disc. After playing a Roulette single it was almost a relief to look at the relatively sedate labels from Atlantic and its subsidiary Atco.
For me the best-looking label is the one I've chosen to illustrate this post—and I'm pretty sure it's something few non-Canadian readers could have seen. Nimbus (I also remember it as Nimbus 9) was the label used by legendary Toronto-based producer Jack Richardson. I had Nimbus singles in my collection because I was a nearly-obsessive Guess Who fan (theirs were among the first LPs I ever bought) and I was always ready to shell out my seventy cents (or whatever it was) to buy a new Guess Who single. And the colours and the graphic on the Nimbus label sang to me nearly as clearly as did Burton Cummings. Even when I'd forgotten pretty much everything about 45 rpm records I still remembered that pink-and-orange label.
I hadn't thought about any of this for decades until the Hajdu book; at one time I had hundreds of 45s, but the best of them had been played so much they wound up sounding as if one was listening to them under water, and when it became possible to replace them with CDs I did so. For another decade or so afterward I continued to lug the boxes of singles around with me from one home to the next. But eventually I got rid of them, just to free up storage space.
So now I have to use the web to remind myself of what those old labels looked like. Seems appropriate, somehow: music is mostly ephemeral now (even the music I grew up with), so it only makes sense that my nostalgia for the discs and their labels has to be virtual as well.
*Strictly speaking a re-read; I first came across the book a couple of years ago, but read it again in July as part of a binge of pop-music books. I have been tracking my reading this year, not just as pandemic therapy, and intend to do a series of posts on the list toward the end of 2020.
†I had originally published this as "Woolworth's" but I now believe that was incorrect. A bit of research (which I ought to have done before posting) shows the store was actually a Woolco... a department-store version of the Woolworth five-and-dime.
14 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 2.7
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Those who left never returned.
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13 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 2.6
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12 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 2.5
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11 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 2.4
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10 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 2.3
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07 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 2.2
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06 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 2.1
05 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 1.8
[concluding chapter 1]
"Hey! We're going to be late!" Chin's voice blasted, echoing from the surrounding hills and causing leaves to flutter on nearby trees. And not just the leaves: as the pirate climbed back up the slope, Number One Grandfather flickered, shimmered, and vanished. The cold green light faded from the horse's eyes, and it trotted away, flicking its mane and tail in what Wen guessed was disgust.
04 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 1.7
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03 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 1.6
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01 August, 2020
Jade Maiden 1.5
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